• Mountain Dew the Mouse Killer and Solvent January 4, 2012 In a hilarious legal strategy, apparently Pepsi has confirmed that science experiment we conducted in 7th grade. You know, the one where the science teacher had you fill beakers with various soda/pop, and immerse objects in them to ascertain the affects o...
  • Dear Staples Office Supplies You Are IDIOTS September 12, 2011 Dear Staples, You are complete idiots. Ok, that might be slightly unfair, you are mostly idiots. Your store is 2 blocks from my office. For convenience sake, and for those instances where our firm, or I, require something of time sensitivity, off t...
  • Loathing Chevy Traverse Vastpacity September 12, 2011 Every morning commute, I pass a billboard for the Chevy Traverse, which is apparently a “crossover” vehicle addition to the Chevrolet lineup. From an initial 4 minutes of Googling, it appears Chevy and whichever of their dealer networks pool advertisi...
  • Swiss Franc WTF? 06 Sept 11 September 6, 2011 What the heck are the Swiss thinking? If you are watching the markets this morning (and heck, most Americans that watch the market will miss this, as our financial media has chosen not to cover the story in depth,) you may not have seen it. For those w...
  • The Business Event - Reviewed August 26, 2011 A while back I was introduced to a young man named Shalom Klein by my dear friend Paul Epner of JVS Chicago. JVS Chicago is one of the few philanthropies I choose to personally back, and well worth your time if you might be looking for a worthwhile organi...